I Came, I Ran, I Dry-Heaved a Little – 32oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Hustl + Flo Lifestyle | I Came, I Ran, I Dry-Heaved a Little – 32oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle with Straw Lid for Runners & Athletes

Hydration never looked so heroic. Or hilarious. Meet your new post-run MVP: the “I Came, I Ran, I Dry-Heaved a Little” 32oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle with Straw Lid, exclusively from Hustl + Flo Lifestyle — where we believe in chasing PRs and punchlines.

Whether you’re powering through a brutal track workout, crushing cross country trails, or just surviving PE, this water bottle is here to keep your electrolytes up and your sass levels higher. With double-wall vacuum insulation, it keeps drinks icy cold for hours — because nothing says “runner life” like sipping chilled water while trying not to throw up on the track.

Designed for youth and teen athletes, middle school and high school teams, college runners, and grown-up cardio warriors who know the grind (and the gag), this water bottle makes the perfect training companion or funny runner gift.

💥 Features:
32oz capacity – because you're not walking back to the water fountain
Stainless steel & BPA-free – tough like your training days
Straw lid for quick sips between sprints
Double-wall insulation keeps drinks cold for 24+ hours
Printed with the iconic “I Came, I Ran, I Dry-Heaved a Little” slogan

💡 Perfect For:
Middle school & high school cross country or track team swag
College running clubs & XC team gifts
Adult runners who love funny workout gear
CrossFitters, walkers, sprinters, and snack-chuggers
Anyone who runs… and lives to tell the funny story

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Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.